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In Other Words, Be Poets

kiango:

when you finally finish reading a 200 page fanfiction and you stumble out of your room and don’t know what’s canon anymore

(via spookystvdia)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via agentrodgers)

strideer:

girls are SOOOO pretty i wish boys could take a hint and pick up their fucking game. get some eye liner you hillbilly cavemen

(via irlscarygodmother)

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

(via forgetfullittlemonkey)

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

waitrose:

hand writing at the start of an exam

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hand writing at the end of an exam

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(via forgetfullittlemonkey)

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

(via forgetfullittlemonkey)

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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(via berrieallen)

swlft:

life hack: avoid people who don’t like taylor swift u don’t need that negativity and weakness in ur life

(via truegriefbeard)

Bella: You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. ... How old are you?

Edward: Seventeen.

Bella: How long have you been seventeen?

Edward: A while.

Bella: I know what you are.

Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it!

Bella: Dancing Queen.