If you ever feel guilty about getting your friend a bad birthday present just remember that for John Lennon’s 21st, Paul McCartney got him a Hamburger.
had to reblog
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
While Benedict is poised and eloquent, he has that added factor of being a complete dork, just like the rest of us, and I only love him more for it! ;)
parenting tip: don’t say homophobic things around your kids because they could be in the closet and you could seriously be fucking up their self-image
actually just don’t say homophobic things at all
hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
This has been a advertisement for Colgate.
And now, the Weather.
When you realise how much gay porn you actually read
Guys all I want for Christmas is a hedgehog